the pinnacle of large-scale digital interaction." that's what this warborne mmo blog is calling it. my brain is completely fried. it just hit 12:54 am on friday and the only digital interaction i'm experiencing is the backend of our e-commerce cms repeatedly spitting 502 bad gateway errors into my face.
my manager doesn't care that it's past midnight. he just told me to force this entire batch of morgan geekie canada iihf gear through the database because we are apparently pivoting to international hockey now. morgan geekie. sure. whatever. i keep hitting save and the screen just flashes white and deletes an hour of html formatting. i have to rewrite the same product description about "advanced heat-retaining breathable technology" over and over again. it's literally just 100% polyester. i am destroying my youth optimizing search results for synthetic plastic garbage. "a sports enthusiast who loves life." that's still my bio on social media. what an absolute joke.
it's officially july 10th now by the way. day 24. whatever planet aligned to make my mechanic at carwrapprofessional disappear off the face of the earth on june 16th is laughing at me. the number doesn't even ring anymore. my car is just a memory. it's part of the digital void now.
and my hand is still completely purple. the cheap plastic handle on that 30-pound bag of dry cat food i dragged onto the transit bus yesterday morning for the feral cat warriors cut a literal trench into my palm. it's still throbbing against the keyboard while i type this.
i hate plastic. i'm going to stare at this mmo guide until my eyes stop working.

​he just told me to force this entire batch of morgan geekie canada iihf gear through the database​